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Staff

  • Lenny - Hiring Manager - (978)225-0767
  • Ashley - Queen of Everything / Under Secretary to the Sub-Committee
  • Cody - Chief Executive Officer / Senior Vice President of Cabling / Junior Director of Antiquated Technologies
  • Melissa - Director of Sales / Junior Executive of Cabling / Communications Ambassador
  • Nick - Director of Cloud Technology / Assistant to the Regional Manager - Manchester / Junior Sanitation Engineer
  • Ed - Director of Life Resources / Pneumatic Device and Machine Optimizer
  • Brian - Director of Monies / Head Decision Maker[1] / Millennial Wrangler[2]
  • Russ - Assistant to the Junior Fraud Inspector
  • Greg - Senior Vice President of Space Force Division / Liaison to the Digital Overlord

Although we all have titles, they are henceforth meaningless and build walls of intimidation. We do not approve of walls of any kind which is why the Toilet/Shower is an open collaborative space[3].

We promote a very tolerant environment. We encourage everyone to feel welcome in our state-of-the-art facility. Disagreements of any kind are not only forbidden but can result in a suspension from Toilet/Shower amentities.

We are also pet friendly, provided they can thrive in our three foot deep loose foam flooring.

If this sounds like a place you would like to experience[4]. Please apply for a life experience here.

  1. Powerless ↩︎

  2. Crusher of Dreams ↩︎

  3. Toilet/Shower is only 16 ft long by 6 ft wide, with 3 ft of loose foam flooring. ↩︎

  4. At Full Throttle Analytics we don't like the term job. We prefer life experience. ↩︎

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